Nosebleed!

You ask me
Questions
That leave me
Dumbfounded
For a minute or
Two.

I just lose all
Traces
Of rational thoughts
And my braincells
Melt,
They get twisted
Into a hopeless
Knot
Of sheer, unadulterated
Panic.

Who would have thought
That you'd leave me
Feeling
Like I have just gotten
One of
PACMAN's power
Punches
on my
Nose
When I least expect it.

Next question please!